New IPhone and Siri Fail

 

Ooh la la, I got a fancy new IPhone ~ yay! The only issue I’ve encountered so far is Siri, the voice activated assistant function. My only request has been for Siri to call me “Your Imperial Majesty & Serene Sexiness Princess Kitty Sparkle.” She has refused and I’m now suspicious to use the IPhone GPS app in case Siri spitefully instructs me to drive into the LA river. Maybe I’ll ask her to call herself “Skynet“.